Curling

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock

Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?

by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018

Curling

Something you tell your female autistic friend when they hyper fixate on something stupid. I have no fucking clue what it means.

“(Name), your hyper fixations got me curling.”

by WayneTheWendigo June 27, 2022

Curling

1)An Olimpic sport two drunk males came up with in a bar
2)A guy who wears flip-flops

1)I like to see curling
2)See that man curling

by Jojojojojojojojokokoko March 27, 2018

wii curling

masterbating

spanking the monkey aka wii curling

by wiicurler May 28, 2010

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

stinky curls

wen it winter in canada and ur gurl hasn't shaved dat bush even doe she shampoos it with warm steamy cock juices and moose dung daily - occasionally used for american girls as well but they can only use taco bell shits.

man I met dis hot canadian girl in da club but when I took her home she had long ginger stinky curls. I offered to take her to a salon but she declined so i cud only due anal

by canadianshitlover November 28, 2017