curbside ghettostomp Share definition Flag The act of putting someones head on a curb and smashing down on their face with your foot repeatively. I curbside ghettostomped your sister when she wouldn't make me a sandwich. curbside ghettostomp by CP LEWIS October 9, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the curbside ghettostomp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch