cunt wagon

you're such a cunt wagon. go away
by sdalkjf; April 25, 2006
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cunt wagon

1 A vehicle used to try to impress the female gender. Usually a Hummer, Beamer, Mercedes etc.

2 An expensive vehicle to compensate for some other shortcoming.
Justin was cruising in his cunt wagon trying to pick up Jackie.
by Boydman January 14, 2007
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cunt wagon

A motor vehicle driven by a mack to deliver one of more of his prostitutes to their assignations or distribute his ho's along his turf; Pimpmobile.
"I seen you last night, drivin' aroun' in yo' cunt wagon."

"What you say?"

"Drivin' yo' ho's in yo' Escalade, puttin' them out on the curb, like an ol' time milks man, dealin' out his bottles o' cream."
by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008
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cunt wagon

A wagon used in the medieval times used to carry around prostitutes and hookers.
Darn-eth is that cunt wagon coming this morn?
I need-eth to get laid.
by annoym March 2, 2008
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Cunt Wagon

An especially vial breed of woman. Also, an argumentative "twat" who has a secret desire to wield a penis.

Cunt wagon was first used in Boise, Idaho man they called "Twig". He coined to the phrase because no other word(s) would suitably describe the Cunt Wagon that he had to work with.

Cunt Wagon can be used as a verb, adjective or noun.
Noun:
Listen closely you fucking CUNT WAGON.... I will not be paying for dinner without first seeing my balls upon your chin.

Verb:
What happened?! Your sister just Cunt Wagoned me... the dirty whore.

Adjective:
How was football practice? It was Cunt Wagonesque....
by Cock_Bastard August 5, 2011
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Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts
“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”
by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021
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Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.
John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.
by The Sheikh May 5, 2013
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