Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.
The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.
by Dirty Mike H. June 26, 2015
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