Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese,
rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You
may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but
don't seem to know when to
cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-
rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you
get too close you
may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.
"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in
Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of
class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"