cummend 

The act of ejaculating bodily fluids onto or into another person or persons in a congratulatory manner.

After Mike's promotion, I was the first to cummend him with a shower of my own hot baby batter.

cummend by DW to the L December 8, 2016

cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin

Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015

Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.

Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.

Cumbender by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

Cummed 

When one mistakenly or intentionally blows their load inside of a vagina.

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

Cummed by Sunman666 September 20, 2018

cummander

He who commands cum

cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003

thrice cummed cock 

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

thrice cummed cock by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

cumment 

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

cumment by terramayfield January 17, 2012