cumgasm

An incredibly sloppy and sticky orgasm, usually used when spurting in close proximity to an object or person.

That last cumgasm totally stained Jane's panties.

by Billy McPhereson August 4, 2008

cumgasm

Having an orgasm with cum going down your throat and face

Did you enjoy that cumgasm last night

by Tree fucker 2.0 August 8, 2017

cumgasm

Someone who ejaculates in a moment of excitment..

OMG Today, I just bought a very sexy laptop. Imma cumgasm.

That girl who was at the party last night was cumgasmically sexy.

by Anon123165 December 31, 2008

cumgasm

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

Cumgasmic

Something extremely amazing, resulting in having a very wet orgasm. (Not always literally)

The Shannon twins are fucking cumgasmic!

Halo Reach is cumgasmic.

by xMeTaLsHrEdDeRx February 6, 2011

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 20, 2021

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021