Cum War

The act of competing to cum on your partners cloths faster and more often than your parter can. the one with the nastiest items at the end looses.

The other night we had a Cum War and I had to wash all of my cloths again.

by chris the man vw March 16, 2008

nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

War Cum

When a couple decides to have a child,
not for the pleasures sake.
And when the male ejaculates, the cum that makes her pregnant is reffered to as "War Cum".

Ohhh.... man Mike, too bad that last intercourse ended in war cum

by Wunderstake January 24, 2005

Cum Wars

When romantic partners compete in a race to see which of the two will cum first. They can use tactics on each other to speed the process but usually this will be a double edged sword.

Damn, Victoria left me after I went up 5-1 against her in our Cum Wars series.

by Cum Warriors Sofi and Anthony August 20, 2022

Cum warmer

A girl that’s only good for taking a load of cum. Sometimes keeping it warm for the next guy as lube.

Had a threesome with that slut and her boyfriend. She’s just a cum warmer for the second act.

by Masternuke04 August 10, 2020

Cum Warbler

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.

Paxton is such a cum warbler.

by Pdog420 December 13, 2024

Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.

A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.

by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016