cum sponge

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.

"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"

by Ron T March 29, 2003

cum sponge

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

by CQJB October 30, 2006

cum sponge

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

by pylick November 06, 2004

cum sponge

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

by Laura/Steve February 04, 2008

cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 04, 2007

cum sponge

1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth

1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence

by richard nawgen November 21, 2006

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 19, 2015