Cum Jar

A jar that has been cummed in over a estimated amount of time from 1 week to infinity

John: Mary! Look at my cum jar it’s almost full!

by Penis Nigga January 9, 2019

Cum Jar

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

Cum Jar

A Jar or bottle of cum that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime.

Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my Cum Jar...I have waited my entire life for this! *makes orgasm noises while squirting cum out of jar*

by TheExplodingEevee October 2, 2017

Cum Jar

The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.

- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.

by obso September 5, 2019

cum jar

A rotting corpse that is being used as a storage for blowing loads of semen into the rotting vagina or anus. Corpse will be suspended in a way so no semen can drip out of the orifices.

I miss having deep conversations with my wife, but before she died she said I could use her as a cum jar for as long as I want.

by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022

Cum jar

Someone who sleeps with a lot of men and let them finish inside them

That Chantelle is always bringing men home she's such a cum jar

by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022