the life of the call of duty player. go to school, get home, play cod, get yelled at by mom to do shit, lock door, play more cod, lose, swear, scream, throw console out window, cry, get new one, REPEAT.
1. Accomplice of Wilson Budenheimer (Smashley's Drunken alias)
2. Drunken exclamation as someone walks up the stairs in stilettos and manages not to bust their chin open
3. Owner of the DD's car..bc she sure as hell ain't drivin to the party!
4. World's largest consumer of marlboro lights...but only when she drinks
5. The ROTC druggie, gotta <3 her!
6. Folz's stalkee
Ashley is drunk, so she stops half way up the stairs and yells, "CULLIFER!"
I did your boyfriend! I did your boyfriend! ::dances::
Hey Cullifer, I'm watching u from the Dan Allen parking deck...are you scared?!?
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.