the life of the call of duty player. go to school, get home, play cod, get yelled at by mom to do shit, lock door, play more cod, lose, swear, scream, throw console out window, cry, get new one, REPEAT.
1. Accomplice of Wilson Budenheimer (Smashley's Drunken alias)
2. Drunken exclamation as someone walks up the stairs in stilettos and manages not to bust their chin open
3. Owner of the DD's car..bc she sure as hell ain't drivin to the party!
4. World's largest consumer of marlboro lights...but only when she drinks
5. The ROTC druggie, gotta <3 her!
6. Folz's stalkee
Ashley is drunk, so she stops half way up the stairs and yells, "CULLIFER!"