by Jude Love October 24, 2017
A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).
Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 20, 2009
A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.
Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
by The_Judgel December 22, 2010
by Bozilas March 21, 2003
by DJ Trainwreck March 1, 2017
A game played between two or more contestants.
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 18, 2010