Cubicleitis

Rare disease first diagnosed by doctors in the 1980’s. Symptoms: paranoid twitches and shoulder bruises from being snuck up on and tapped while sitting the cubicle. Only 24 known cases to date have been diagnosed.

That poor guy must have cubicleitis...look at his twitching...looks scared to death. Can't be a healthy work environment in that cubicle.

by nrdf May 5, 2009

cubicle

A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.

"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

cubicle

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

At work, I sit in a cubicle.

by Joe June 9, 2003

cubicle

It's like a bathroom stall only with lower walls and no door.

I work in a cubicle. :|

by NeinWunOne January 28, 2004

cubicle

A life and soul draining "room" where you spend far too much of your life. Often creates amazingly strong urges to either drink heavily or hang yourself. "Walls" make you think you're in a real office. You try to personalize your cubicle as much as you can to stave off the inevitable insanity which will result in not only the cubicle but also the workload which often comes with it.

Me: I had to spend the whole day in my cublicle.
Friend: You need booze. Here's some beer.

by Grim February 9, 2004

cubicle

Confining structure containing just three walls, as the designers saw to make them so restrictive the person sitting in it adds the fourth wall in their mind.

Cubicle dwellers are often starved for any and all types of human contact and often peek out of their cubicle at the slightest sound of activity. A loud enough activity will resonate a "prairie dog" position from the cubicle dweller, poking their head over the tiny little glass partition.

Locations of the most Minesweeper and Solitaire activity than any other place in the entire world.

When walking through a grid of cubicles, one often feels their very life getting sucked out of them.

by TheVoiceOfReason June 21, 2005

cubicle

A place of pain and suffering for someone else's gain.

If you stay in this cubicle for 40 hours a week for the rest of your life, you may earn a profit.

by Jimmy the dealer June 9, 2010