Cubicleitis 

Rare disease first diagnosed by doctors in the 1980’s. Symptoms: paranoid twitches and shoulder bruises from being snuck up on and tapped while sitting the cubicle. Only 24 known cases to date have been diagnosed.

That poor guy must have cubicleitis...look at his twitching...looks scared to death. Can't be a healthy work environment in that cubicle.

Cubicleitis by nrdf May 5, 2009