Crust Lord

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.

Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!

by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019

Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024