ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him
by cclishzz June 19, 2008
The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...
by J. Michael Reiter May 17, 2007
Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.
Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
by jihad of sheep February 9, 2007
Man 1: Dude that new album is so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.
Man 2: I know but, did you see that meteor shower it was crunchier.
Man 1: We're so crunchy.
by Benjaminlopez9 December 4, 2014
1."The girls locker room smells like vagina and hair spray, and that's pretty god-damn crunchy."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
2."Did you see Lucy's plaid hot pants? Those are fucking crunchy."
3."Man, Steve calls himself Captain and wraps his dick in duct tape when he jerks off. . .that's a little to crunchy for my taste."
by Rachel Is Legand May 29, 2005
1: Something that is defined with the sound "crunch"
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
2: One's underwear after one week of not washing yet not wearing
3: Sweaty socks that have set out for far to long and are stiff
4: The sound of a human head collapsing in
by J Tanner Ivy March 11, 2005
stop being so crunchy bitch
by *<] : ) August 22, 2004