Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?
Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.
Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.
by John J. J. Schmidt August 22, 2007
by PFC Unknown March 14, 2009
When you don't hear a damn word someone was saying to you because you were eating a whole mouthful of chips or other crunchy food. Can also be used as an excuse for being zoned out when somebody is talking to you.
Mojo: "Mmmm, what I wouldn't do to yer sister..."
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"
or
Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"
or
Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"
by MojoGuy April 02, 2009
by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003
What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.
by Arabea July 11, 2008
Originated from the sweetness of Oreo's, the perfect combination of 2 thin chocolate wafers, and the precise amount of heavenly cream, resulting in a taste so glorious it needs its own word to define it
Holy shit! I thought Oreo's could get no better, but it turns out that double stuf's are even more crunchin!
by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003
seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.
Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"
You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."
You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."
by stazagrip March 25, 2011