crunchin' on

Checkin' out, looking & liking, considering as a possible love prospect, diggin', into someone.

Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?

Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.

by John J. J. Schmidt August 26, 2007

jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018