The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.
Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.
by Monkayman April 8, 2021
When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 26, 2009
-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 12, 2009
by Carli9 February 5, 2017
by Flop the beat April 4, 2020
Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine March 29, 2016