any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
by Josh watts November 29, 2007
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
by Tria O'Three February 23, 2010
A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
by BigWebstar May 21, 2010
The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
by misspipedream April 6, 2011
by Portuguese asshole March 1, 2014
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 2, 2009