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crotch wiskers 

a detail found on the crotch of jeans giving the illusion that your jeans are vintage and have been worn millions of times before, when in reality you just got them that afternoon at american eagle. in the earlier years of this century these details were popular and could be seen in many different colors and sizes, from big dirty crotch wishers to skiny bleached out ones. crotch wishers can still be found today but in moderation.
britney-" i like totally started the crotch wiskers fad."
justin-"no, i dropped those sweet wiskers like 15 mins before you bitch."
britney-"that's it, the only way to settle this is with a dance off, work the beat white boy!"
crotch wiskers by stephen cummings January 27, 2006
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crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
crotch whiskers by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026