A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.
Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!