octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 21, 2022

croquet set

When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.

"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.

He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2022

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

by Speedy Shinoda September 28, 2008

Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004