crisco ass 

a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.

damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass

crisco ass by Rtay January 5, 2006

ass-crisco 

ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.

Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.

ass-crisco by freenopa. November 13, 2010