ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.
Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
by freenopa. November 13, 2010
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