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Crim shit 

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"
Crim shit by RoganG February 7, 2018
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Crim-shank 

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
Crim-shank by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

crim stick 

Dajon got a crim stick
crim stick by Ronwifi March 8, 2021

nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me.

This is signaling to the other person in the vc that they are kinda free and they just got boxed in ur trap, When you say this the other person has no choice to show there butthole and shove a medal rod in there penis and jerk off on camera, He's also signaling to you that your gay and you must obey that person and all times, You are now there bitch, To avoid this leave the vc if they start to say this.
nigger nigger faggo- *Leaves VC to avoid*
nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me. *other person* Yes daddy I will fuck you and show my penis on camera and shove a medal rod in my cock and show my butthole and jerk off for you, I will always obey you master!

Old School Crim

A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.
Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.
Old School Crim by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

crimson jack 

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
crimson jack by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017