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occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.

From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.
I tried to call that guy that I hooked up with and all I got was crickets.
by LMac311 October 21, 2008
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A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
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cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.
Only gentlemen can play cricket
by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006
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A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.
Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
by Baxton September 02, 2005
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When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.
My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.
by jackel_inthebox March 05, 2006
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People that make a ton of noise when you're not around, but get extremely hush hush when you are present. Hence running their mouths behind your back.
The crickets stopped chirping as soon as I was around
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The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.
Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"
by Wilse June 18, 2007
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