Cretting
She is cretting for a splif
Cretting by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011
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Cresting
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
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Cretting • cresting • Creating Space • crenting • Creating • Cresting an Acorn • cretzing • Chetting • cratting • creating a fire
Cresting
Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...
Cresting by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008
Crexting
Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!
Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010
Creating
The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.
Creating by Lileelicious October 9, 2008
Cresting
Verb.
The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.
I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?
Cresting by LordNastius November 29, 2009
evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness
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