Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need

She is cretting for a splif

by WestLdnKid April 27, 2011

cret

Idiot, fool, short for Cretin.

"Oi you almost ran over that cat, you great cret!"

by Scalamoosh April 28, 2004

cret

To 'cret' is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). To be 'creeted' is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. Origin: East Oxford, '90s.

James: I cret for a zoot
Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit!
James: that creets me

by curtisjibson September 19, 2007

Cret

A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit.

Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.

Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.

Jamie: I'm serious this time.

Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)

-NEXT DAY-

Chris: Did you ask her out last night.

Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)

Chris: You're a cret.

by wetdickallnight August 6, 2009

Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

by the sweede August 20, 2009

i have a big c cret

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

by Stupid cock June 30, 2017