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crazy psycho bitch 

A female possessing the triad of 1) no real female friends, 2) excessive flirtiness and/or slutiness and 3) emotional instability in romantic realtionships.

This is often, but not always, found in conjugation with daddy issues.

She is unable to maintain female friendships because she flirts with and or sleeps with their significant others whenever possible. Alternatively she stabs them in the back in order to gain/maintain the affections of men, for which she sees other women as rivals to be defeated at any cost.

Desiring male sexual attention above all else she will flirt with and lead on all men, even those she is absolutely not attracted to. As a result, she may sleep wit many men she does not like in order to maintain their attention.

If she does actually like a man, and he is unfortunate enough to date her, she is likely to behave in irrational ways. She will be incredibly clingy and she will become deeply distraught and/or enraged over the slightest incident. However, she is likely to flirt with other men incessantly and cheat on him in order to ensure that her need for male sexual attention is fulfilled at all times.
"I though you and Lisa were friends?"
"We were until she hooked up with my boyfriend behind my back."
"I thought she was dating Tom?"
"She is."
"Yeah, I've heard she's a crazy psycho bitch."
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Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A girl who won't let a guy go, even though she saw the break-up coming, and wants to kill his new girlfriend even though she had nothing to with it.
My boyfriend's ex - broken up for WELL over a year - who threatens to kill me, tries to turn my friends against me, got her sister to vandalise my car, calls the boyfriend while we're away on holidays together, messages him at one o'clock in the morning on his birthday and Valentine's day, and runs away crying everytime she shows up somewhere she knows we'll be and her attempts to get his attention don't work...is a crazy psycho bitch.

Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A girl who won't let a guy go, even though she saw the break-up coming, and wants to kill his new girlfriend even though she had nothing to with it.
My boyfriend's ex - broken up for WELL over a year - who threatens to kill me, tries to turn my friends against me, got her sister to vandalise my car, calls the boyfriend while we're away on holidays together, messages him at one o'clock in the morning on his birthday and Valentine's day, and runs away crying everytime she shows up somewhere she knows we'll be and her attempts to get his attention don't work...is a crazy psycho bitch.

Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A raging female who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, tries to get you fired from your job, then calls the cops on you and says she was victimized even though she came at you with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed, then calls you the following next day wanting to reconcile.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026