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crazy psycho bitch 

A female possessing the triad of 1) no real female friends, 2) excessive flirtiness and/or slutiness and 3) emotional instability in romantic realtionships.

This is often, but not always, found in conjugation with daddy issues.

She is unable to maintain female friendships because she flirts with and or sleeps with their significant others whenever possible. Alternatively she stabs them in the back in order to gain/maintain the affections of men, for which she sees other women as rivals to be defeated at any cost.

Desiring male sexual attention above all else she will flirt with and lead on all men, even those she is absolutely not attracted to. As a result, she may sleep wit many men she does not like in order to maintain their attention.

If she does actually like a man, and he is unfortunate enough to date her, she is likely to behave in irrational ways. She will be incredibly clingy and she will become deeply distraught and/or enraged over the slightest incident. However, she is likely to flirt with other men incessantly and cheat on him in order to ensure that her need for male sexual attention is fulfilled at all times.
"I though you and Lisa were friends?"
"We were until she hooked up with my boyfriend behind my back."
"I thought she was dating Tom?"
"She is."
"Yeah, I've heard she's a crazy psycho bitch."
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Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A girl who won't let a guy go, even though she saw the break-up coming, and wants to kill his new girlfriend even though she had nothing to with it.
My boyfriend's ex - broken up for WELL over a year - who threatens to kill me, tries to turn my friends against me, got her sister to vandalise my car, calls the boyfriend while we're away on holidays together, messages him at one o'clock in the morning on his birthday and Valentine's day, and runs away crying everytime she shows up somewhere she knows we'll be and her attempts to get his attention don't work...is a crazy psycho bitch.

Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A girl who won't let a guy go, even though she saw the break-up coming, and wants to kill his new girlfriend even though she had nothing to with it.
My boyfriend's ex - broken up for WELL over a year - who threatens to kill me, tries to turn my friends against me, got her sister to vandalise my car, calls the boyfriend while we're away on holidays together, messages him at one o'clock in the morning on his birthday and Valentine's day, and runs away crying everytime she shows up somewhere she knows we'll be and her attempts to get his attention don't work...is a crazy psycho bitch.

Crazy Psycho Bitch 

A raging female who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, tries to get you fired from your job, then calls the cops on you and says she was victimized even though she came at you with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed, then calls you the following next day wanting to reconcile.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026