A kind of diarrhea-type bowel movement where the force of the fecal evacuation causes your legs to jerk around. A fine example of this phenomenon can be seen in the film Dumb and Dumber, after Larry (Jeff Daniels) accidentally consumes a gross amount of laxative.
I drank Steel Reserve all night and the nextmorning I had crazylegs all over the place!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!