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a person with an incredibly sick sense of humor
dude that joke is deserving of cois
cois by i eat playdo June 12, 2006
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Coise • Coist • cois crawl • Coisenks • coisin • coiso • Coissant • Coister • coisting • Coi

cois crawl 

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.
That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!
cois crawl by nuck chorris November 27, 2013
Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt
Coise is an ugly little Crunt.
Coise by jlang1 December 3, 2011
A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.
I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.
Coist by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011
portuguese word popularized by Gato Fedorento(best tv show ever)that can mean everything and nothing at the same time. its that magical word that brings meaning to life itself.
Guy1: bla bla bla
Guy2: coiso

coiso by Xixas February 12, 2006
n. Coister. Accidental word, used by Mourc. Meant to say the word “coastsr.” (Çöī•ßtē•r)
Mourc: Sometimes I forget my coister
Coister by The Mourc Man September 22, 2020
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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