crarf

the action of crying and barfing simultaniously due to extreme disgust

Guy 1: did you know those two give each other spongebaths nd blow jobs in thier free time?
Guy 2: Arent they brothers?
GUy 1: yea
Guy two: *crarf*

by ugly hater November 11, 2005

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015

to craft a triple cast lobster

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

Cracked at the craft

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".

Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

by angry viewer August 13, 2008

Dont cry, craft

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures

"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"

by Phan is so real February 23, 2017

Craftermath

The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.

After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.

by abbinme January 23, 2012