crank that soulja boy 

To rub one out... jack off... masturbate

Is the internet working?
Yeah, why?
I need to go crank that soulja boy.

crank that soulja boy by homobaggins January 6, 2008

crank that soulja boy 

To suck a male off until orgasm. This act normally takes place between two males.

Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.

crank that soulja boy by BreezyWeezy69 December 17, 2008

crank that soulja boy 

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).

Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

crank that soulja boy by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020

Crank that Soulja Boy 

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

Crank that Soulja Boy by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy 

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

Crank that Soulja Boy by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe 

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape

I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe by Casey Burnette January 5, 2008

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition 

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.

friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition by mdizzzle May 27, 2023