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cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks
yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning
by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019
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cracker cakes

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 13, 2010
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