crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

up-sack-crack-wax

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008

crackwax

having such a fucking hairy ass, you could use a wax.

God Greg, you really could use a crackwax!

by ** June 26, 2003