crack nuts 

ejaculate

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that

crack nuts by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

desperate crack nuts 

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

desperate crack nuts by cracknut August 14, 2020

crack my nuts! 

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

crack my nuts! by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

crack the nuts 

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)

when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts

crack the nuts by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

crack some nuts 

To mack or hit on on someone.

" She's all up in his nut, and crackin it"

" Let's go to the bar, I wanna crack some nuts"

crack some nuts by DREWBZ November 6, 2006

crack my nuts! 

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

crack my nuts! by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

Cracknut 

Anyone who does something particularly stupid.

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go #$## yourself cracknut!

Cracknut by Ballancio September 16, 2009