cowboy kait Share definition Flag a "cowboy kait" is when you put a peice of fruit up someones ass and yell.. COWBOY KAIT.. then give it to a hobo? Damn, that hobo just received a cowboy kait! And he ate it to!!!! cowboy kait by Daniel Pritschow November 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the cowboy kait mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch