A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.
Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
by roc masta b March 16, 2009
by D-momoney July 2, 2015
The villainous camp counselor (played by Eddy Schumacher) in the inspirational 1987 film, Ernest Goes to Camp.
by DomPij March 19, 2005
A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.
by Nobody Everyman February 27, 2005
A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.
Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
by Shuddder April 3, 2009
A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.
After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".
by Mort_da_man July 15, 2003
Annoying people that don’t care about your life. In other words, people paid to look like they give a damn, but actually only care about the money. They show you pathetic posters and ask you how you feel, but when you answer fine, they dump crap into your answer and ask you to elaborate. They also forcefully ask you private information and say the information is safe with him, except the counselor is the one person who keeps on making you talk about what you don’t want to.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?
by Ol_olhag April 16, 2019