Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.

Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.

by Northwestnas December 14, 2014

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 5, 2021

couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

by Jon Z March 24, 2017

Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.

You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.

by ZuNuKoo July 14, 2013

Couch Pickle

A half eaten pickle found in a couch.

I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.

by Jesse1432 March 5, 2021