Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.

The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.

Couchified by JamesClan May 1, 2012

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

Cockified by mr clutch July 19, 2011

Chuckified 

A piece of equipment that has already been modified by Chuck to allow for successful work to be carried out.

Bob – What did you do to get this working?
Billy Bob – It’s been Chuckified
Bob – What!
Billy Bob – We made a Chuckification to it and its now all good.

Chuckified by R0ger Lew1s July 15, 2018

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

Crucified Barbara by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

crucified 

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

crucified by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown 

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown by concise32 January 13, 2009