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Cringe Compalation 

A cringe compalation consists of stolen videos supposably cringey. They often consist of unfunny texts in the video such as "your mom" and other things a 12 year old would say. People make these vids in hopes of getting lots of views and feeling good about themselves to make up for the attention that their mother never gave them.
Yayyy . A 9 year old's art that is cringey because they are new at this. Let me take it and put it into my cringe compalation and get views off their art and feel like I have importance in this world.

Integer Correlation 

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person
Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.
Integer Correlation by BLDA October 19, 2010

correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.
Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

Correlation 

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.
There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"