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A reference to the Twilight Zone episode, "It's a Good Life," in which a mutant with godlike mental powers, in the guise of a monstrous 6-year-old boy, sends with a wish anyone and anything that displeases him to a limbo-like void known as The Cornfield. This term is frequently used on Metafilter to describe the banishment, temporary or permanent, of members who disregard the sensibilities of The Community.
Example: "Since I'm probably off to the cornfield anyway, Mano, fuck you. If you don't like it, don't read it."
by cousincozen November 21, 2007
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A place surrounded by unwanted ears. When you are on the phone with someone and you can't say something because there are too many people around to hear it (with their ears).
D: So L has a nasty rash that she needs antibiotics for.
K: How did she get it?
D: I cant say right now I am in a cornfield.
K: Oh too many ears in the room right now. Cool call me later and tell me what happened.
by vsecrets August 09, 2009
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Cornfield..A ficticious place where you wish people that you dont like or care for to go to.
Example...My husband makes me sick,I think I'm gonna wish him to the cornfield.
by Roni Coleman May 10, 2006
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My home

Our home

We all live in cornfields
β€œHey want to go back to my cornfield?”
β€œEr sure?”
by Naturepaws October 04, 2018
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Place where small-hats can throw nickels to make sodomites dance for their entertainment. Some of these cornfields may also allow the patrons to dumpster pump the dancers while they pick up the nickels.
Ben and Glenn spit-roasted Steven at the cornfield the other night while he was trying to pick up the nickels.
by Siro the Sailor June 12, 2019
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someone that is so corny, they might as well be an entire cornfield.
"Women should have rights equal to men!"

"you're being such a cornfield right now, homie."
by Allegramachine1217 March 05, 2010
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