when you can't confront reality so you lie to yourself (cope) and get extremely angry about it (seethe)
Person 1: "the earth is fucking flat, you're just brainwashed by the elites who are trying to hide the true nature of reality to control us, you absolute fucking dumbass"
Person 2: "lmao you're coping and seething"
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What retarded 14 year olds on internet forums like reddit say when you prove them wrong and they don't any other comeback.
Person 1: "You see how your ideology makes absolutely no sense? You are most definitely larping"

Person 2: "Cope and seethe"

Person 1: "Is the only thing you braindead morons are able to say is ""cope and seethe"" like some illiterate troglodyte?"

Person 2: "Ok, but, your mom."

Person 1: "It was fun talking to you, hope you grow up soon."
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The most hypocritical phrase in the whole fucking universe, used to mean someone can’t confront the truth so they are lying to themselves and coping and getting triggered by the other persons argument or seething. In reality it is used by the person who knows they lost an argument.
Person 1: communism is good
Person 2: communism is one of the deadliest ideologies in human history
Person 1: cope and seethe
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Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.
Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"
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A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.
(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"
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Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

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you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.
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Like "Live Laugh Love" but for edgy twitter users, depressed E-couples, and other internet losers.
Dad why does the doormat say Cope Seethe Cry?

Because your mother wanted live laugh love and i said this instead.
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