cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 30, 2017

cooter bunnies

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

by its_me_Jasper March 2, 2014

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.

Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!

by Supercooterpooter January 15, 2023

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 11, 2014

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by October 11, 2020

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 3, 2017