coot

A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.

The coots lost the football game.

Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.

The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.

by bb3_rm26 December 30, 2011

coot

Another way to say cute, mostly used in IRC and Role Play.

1> *pounces* Hiya
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^

by Ruakuu March 20, 2005

coot

Someone who smokes, doesn't take a shower, doesn't shave, has long hair, and usually lives on the other side of the tracks.

Look at those coots over there smoking and working on that broke down Nova when they should be in school.

by jackbrown May 12, 2009

coot

Something that is defined as the best there is.

That car is the coot.

by Pauly Wattaz July 2, 2007

coot

(slang)- of great shock value.

See definition #8

Commonly used in conjunction with "dang" and "night" for more emotional emphasis.

8 Dollars? Coot night that's like a dollar an hour!

(after taking a shot of liquor) Coooooooooooot dang that hits hard!

Cooooooooooooot night that cop is pulling me over!

Coooooooooot dang my wife wants me to stop drinking and go home.

by Turd_Ferguson_Poops February 28, 2009

coot

a lady who smells like horseradish and oatmeal. A Russian word orginated by a toothless tramp who couldnt afford tampons.

OMG, do you smell that? Theres definately a coot around.

by Jessicaisfuckingawesome Mary January 6, 2005

coot

The action of a woman cumming. A man skeets, a woman coots.

"I want you to fuck me 'til I coot."

by Amanda :* April 30, 2007