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keep one's cool 

to remain calm and in control
Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.
keep one's cool by Light Joker March 24, 2005

losing one's cool 

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.
"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."
losing one's cool by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

a cool sharp one 

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.
"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."
a cool sharp one by Remtorik September 18, 2006

a cool sharp one 

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.
"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
a cool sharp one by edjog October 8, 2005

cool story bro no one cares 

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.