Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 06, 2017
by Atheon February 22, 2019
A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.
The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation β or whether it has a precise meaning at all β depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.
The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation β or whether it has a precise meaning at all β depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.
by Commercial realities November 15, 2019
Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
by PlaceLondon March 28, 2016
by GabberNYC December 14, 2006
(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.
Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".
synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.
Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".
synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted
Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"
the Cooked "What ?"
Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"
the Cooked "What ?"
Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"
by vibraphone July 07, 2010
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

