cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 14, 2006

cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

by vibraphone July 7, 2010

cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

cooked

To insult or make fun of a physical feature, may it be clothing, your face or body parts.

Irby, yo ugly ass jus got cooked up sumin' nice biatch

by Zarin August 27, 2008

cooked

Preston Elms

Yo that Preston Elms mofo, he cooked asf.

by Ihatecookedpeople November 15, 2021

cooked

Anything terribly bad.

That movie was all cooked!

by SithlordDarthRPG August 28, 2003

cooked

1.Cocaine that has been converted from cocaine hydrochloride to cocaine base.
2. Crack cocaine
3. hard; rock

I was lookin' for raw, but my boy only had cooked.

What's the comeback on that cooked shit?

by five-o-killa April 12, 2006