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When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
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Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.
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A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.
"Oh man, that class was so cooked."
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Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
by PlaceLondon March 28, 2016
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Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.
You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!
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(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted
Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"
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