contravolta 

a person who stubbornly moonwalks away from love, even when it's standing right in front of them, offering unwavering care and late-night gaming sessions. A Contravolta will convince themselves they're doing the "right thing" by pulling away, all while secretly orbiting the person they left like a satellite of regret. Someone who mistakes safety for danger, dodging emotional connection like it’s a threat - not because the relationship is wrong, but because feeling that much joy makes them panic-spin into emotional limbo.

"He pulled a total contravolta - said he couldn't do it anymore even though he knows deep down what they had was real"

contravolta by Seriouslyinlove March 7, 2025

Contracontarded 

A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.

Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?

Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...

Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)

Chris: (walks away)

Contracontarded by KATHERINEVARGAS March 9, 2011