constriction crew
The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.
constriction crew by mookmerkinjr May 1, 2010
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Brotherly constriction
Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.
Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*
Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"
Clay: *has a very large penis*
Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"
Brotherly constriction by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019
Conviction Constriction
When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014
Conviction Constriction
When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014
anal constriction
The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
anal constriction by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022
conscription
Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.
Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.
Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.
conscription by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015
Shit Contraction
Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
Shit Contraction by FoulMe January 4, 2012
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).