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conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
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Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy

The fallacy of assuming that pointing out that something is labeled a "conspiracy theory" automatically refutes it. Just as "conspiracy theory" is often used as a dismissal without examination, the fallacy lies in treating the label as the argument. Some conspiracy theories turn out true (MKUltra, Tuskegee, Iran-Contra). The label doesn't determine truth—evidence does. The fallacy is particularly insidious because it uses the existence of false conspiracy theories to dismiss all of them, ignoring that power actually does conspire sometimes, and that skepticism should be applied to dismissals as much as to claims.
Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy "They dismissed the investigation as 'just a conspiracy theory' without looking at any evidence. That's Conspiracy Theory Fallacy Fallacy—using the label as a refutation. Some conspiracy theories are false; some aren't. The label isn't the logic. Treating 'conspiracy theory' as automatic dismissal is itself a form of intellectual laziness dressed as sophistication."

Conspiracy Theory Accusation Fallacy

The rhetorical move of accusing someone of believing conspiracy theories as a way of dismissing their arguments without engagement. The accusation functions as social exclusion—positioning the target as paranoid, irrational, or dangerous. The fallacy lies in using the accusation itself as the argument, rather than addressing the actual claims. It's ad hominem by category: you don't have to refute someone if you can successfully frame them as a "conspiracy theorist."
Conspiracy Theory Accusation Fallacy "I raised questions about media consolidation and its effects on news coverage. Response: 'Oh, you're one of those conspiracy theorists.' That's Conspiracy Theory Accusation Fallacy—using the label to dismiss, not engaging the substance. Media consolidation is real, documented, and worth discussing. But the accusation short-circuits the conversation before it starts."

Conspiracy Theory Equals False Fallacy

The blanket assertion that any claim labeled a "conspiracy theory" is automatically false. This is fallacious because it prejudges claims based on category rather than evidence. While many conspiracy theories are indeed false, some have been proven true, and the category itself is too vague and politically charged to serve as a reliable truth indicator. The fallacy functions as intellectual closure—deciding in advance what can't be true, rather than investigating what might be.
Conspiracy Theory Equals False Fallacy "They wouldn't even look at the documents. 'It's a conspiracy theory, so it's false.' That's Conspiracy Theory Equals False Fallacy—pre-judging by label, not evidence. But governments have conspired; agencies have lied. The label doesn't determine truth—investigation does. Using the label to avoid investigation is the opposite of skepticism."

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026