Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
by rufustherat September 4, 2011
A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
by A pissed off citizen February 15, 2012
A group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. These rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don't care about.
Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
by thelastusername December 22, 2009
Synonym for cluster-fuck.
by ShutdownHater October 8, 2013
The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur.
They had congress.
by Wordnet July 19, 2003
"95% of Americans want an assault weapons ban yet all Congress wants to do is kick us in the nuts, have gay sex in airport bathrooms, and vote themselves pay raises.
by The Real Jon Stewart May 1, 2013
A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.
Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."
Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."
Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."
by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009