Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

Congregational Capitalists by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

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carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.

Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

carousel congregation by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010

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Colorless Congregation

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.

“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”

Colorless Congregation by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021

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Congregation

The dog poop stuck in the bottom of your shoe

I stepped in something squishy and realized I have congregation

Congregation by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

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